People of Baldwinsville....I have the answer!

It is easy.  Just make this the mandatory uniform* of Van Buren Elementary

* If anyone is interested, this is the warm up jersey of a Quebec League hockey team in the LNAH.   They were criticized by the league's opposing teams for spending a lot of money on talented players, as are the Yankees, thus the Yankee logo was added to throw it back in the opposing owner's faces.   Some players on the Chiefs were Boston fans, so they were given the choice of having that logo added as well.